October 2011
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Who's that team in fourth...?
So, I think the dust has settled long enough from my last sojourn into the world of internet scribes, for me to continue on my journey towards stardom and everlasting life, join me as uncover more of the worlds mysteries, from the man that brought you Hatem Ben Arfa eats Frosties, and Tim Krul eats Bananas. I now feel the pressure of being funny, interesting and informative. What you are about...
September 2011
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My morning at Newcastle United...
So the story goes something like this…
A friend of mine won a competition to be in the squad photo at the training ground today, I got to go along as a guest/hanger-on/whore/whatever. We arrived at the gates of the training ground where two young lads were stood with a toon shirt, I declined to sign, instead waving at the guard who raised the bar, clearly assuming I was somebody...